Thursday, May 31, 2012

Living life to the fullest.

Live life to the fullest. This is way easier said than done, but I find that some try harder than others. You can argue that some people have an advantage. Whether it’s good looks, money, or some other reason, but I think it all comes down to perspective. I find people get too wrapped up in their problems that they don’t see the happiness around them. What really is bothersome is when those same people bring those around them down. I won’t stand for that. Now, I don’t want to tell people how to live their lives. I just would like to show them that the grass is always greener on the other side, where people take the time to water, fertilize, mow, and put in the effort into making it better. Don’t bring me down, bro. 

Oh, you’re tall. You must be really good at basketball.

Hi, my name is…. uhhh…. ummm… uhh…. you’re pretty. 

Hi, my name is…. uhhh…. ummm… uhh…. you’re pretty. 

I swear, the moment I live in a place that allows animals, i’m getting a puppy. This puppy has a cuteness x3. 

I swear, the moment I live in a place that allows animals, i’m getting a puppy. This puppy has a cuteness x3. 

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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

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Rounding up all the homosexuals and putting them in a confined space, behind an electric fence?? This is a TERRIBLE idea. I think we’ve all seen Jurassic Park….we know this does not end well. Why? Well first off, that area will have a Starbucks and thanks to the lesbians, a perfectly manicured landscape within 3 months. Another 3 months and concrete fortified homes with super chic, earth-ware interiors will dot the land….all with breakfast nooks. A year later, the world will be wearing paper bags, listening to nothing but Jay-Z and Skrillex and wandering about in weed-ridden hovels with no idea why Target sucks so bad now….Two years later, FABUOPOLIS holds the first annual Hunger Games ….sponsored by Bravo… A response to the pastor’s rant about the electrice fence around all the fabulous people in the world
One day, i’ll have abs like those…

One day, i’ll have abs like those…

One of my all time favorite movies.

One of my all time favorite movies.